Saturday, July 10, 2010

Registration Form

The Road Kill
Ten Mile Foot Race
Chickasha, Oklahoma
October 2, 2010, 8:00AM



Strike Oil!
Dependin' on this year's crop o' road kill, of course. Prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd for Guys and Gals in two divisions: Folks, and Old Folks (45 or older). Prizes for the young'ns, too. There will be some fine trophies. It’s a bunch of stuff we found on the road this year. Could be meat or flowers or anything. Run fast and win a prize.

For the Cattle
Ever'one will git somethin'. There'll be Metal Finisher's Cups, hand scratched as a memento of your accomplishment. Good for milk or liquor or your choice of our fine after-race beverages. Who needs another useless medal?

The Road Kill
A goodie we scraped up for last place. Ever'one needs encouragin'. De-scented, for the most part.

Startin' Place
Ever'one meet before the race at the Muscle Car Ranch. There's plen'y of air and plen'y of room, and you can even camp out there before and after the race. See www.musclecarranch.com for more information. From Hwy 81, south, just off the turnpike, I-44. Then west on Country Club Road for 1mi, south on 16th St, ½ mi., it’s on your left.
The Road
Paved. Dead flat, mostly, and exceptin' a few small hills. Dependin’ on what you call hills. Country roads. Not too many cows, cars, or tractors on the road. You may come up on some country dogs and maybe some snakes. Out 'n' Back. Each mile well marked. Waterin' holes at the quarter points.

Race Photography
Self-portraits are allowed. Other folks might come and shoot a few, too.

Race Numberin'
You bring your own used race bib or other piece of white cloth, and write on the blank white side. Write nice and big and dark so we can see it. We will assign you a number. Sharpie or grease pen would work fine. If you forget, we will write the number ON YOU. Don't forget.

Registration:
Payments before September 18th will get the stuff. Procrastinators will get to run, and have to pay $5 more. Race space is limited! Register online: www.signmeup.com. Or checks by mail, $30.00, payable to:

Washita Valley Running Club
1328 W. Dakota Ave.
Chickasha, OK 73018

drunner72@gmail.com or (405) 822-9617
for more information

Name________________________________________ Guy_____ Gal_______

Age on Race Day_____ (old folk?)
Address__________________________ Phone________________________
_________________________________ Email__________________________
_________________________________

Emergency Contact Name__________________________ Emergency Contact Phone__________________

I understand that running is stupid, and so am I for wanting to run The Road Kill, 2010. And yet, I will run knowing full well that I could get hot, cold, wet, bit, struck by a vehicle, lightening, or hail, kicked by a cow or a horse, tripped by another runner, dehydrated, sun burnt, headache, heart troubles, nausea, loose bowels, blisters, offended, discouraged, hungry, or just plum tuckered. Furthermore, I could even die. And that's not all. And I admit I only have myself to blame. Even so, it is with sound mind that I choose to participate.

Yours Truly,
X________________________________________(legal guardian, if entrant under 18)

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