Showing posts with label raccoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label raccoon. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

In Case You Missed IT











1st - Coyote
2nd - Red Fox
3rd - Raccoon

The open trophies were a good part of the inspiration for the name of the race. First the coyote, then the raccoon, were genuine "roadkill finds" that we made while on runs before we were really looking. Otto, our dog, was happy to help us find these dead animals. We moved them off the road a bit and tried our hardest to keep him from rolling in it. Meanwhile, the bugs did their work.

The most common finds are skunk, armadillo, opossum, frog, and raccoon. Things that creep at night and are blinded by your headlights. Deer and cats are fairly common, too.

We (and by this, I mean, "me," more than I mean, "we.") wrapped the skulls in cloth and plastic and collected the loose teeth from the side of the road and trucked them home while on the run. Nature does some amazing work. Bugs did most of the work of naturally cleaning the carcasses. The sun did a lot of the work, too. Wait too long and even the bones start getting chewed by rodents and insects. But if you retrieve the bones at the right time, a small amount of hydrogen peroxide solution and patience will do the rest. Getting the teeth back in their spots was a bit of a trick. They get loose and fall out. It's like a little puzzle.

For the record, boiling the bones is not the most efficient thing. It takes many hours. It causes nausea while you do it, and makes it difficult to use your pans for other purposes, if you enjoy retaining your victuals. I Don't recommend it. Rather, if you find a Fantastic Road Kill Specimen - do this:

1. Take some photographs.
2. Get it off the road, somehow, and outside the mowed right of way.
3. Note the location.
4. Wait about 2 weeks, in warm weather. Then check on the progress.
5. Turn it over if you need to.
6. Let it go until it looks really clean, and mostly white.
7. Bring it home. Be careful and get all the teeth.
8. Leave it outside, perhaps in a shallow grave, and the bugs will do more work.
9. Soak it in a light 3% Hydrogen peroxide for 1 to 2 weeks.
10. Let dry and whiten in the sun.
11. Glue the parts together.

That's it!

Next year will be more impressive. Let me know if you have, or if you find, any of the following:
Whitetail Deer.
Mule Deer.
Black Bear.
Beeves.
Wild Hogs.
Coyote.
Pronghorn.
Antlers, horns, tusks, and big teeth are all appreciated.



Thursday, September 30, 2010

Memorial Services October 2, 2010, 8:00am

September 30, 2010. Uncle Jim passed today at 6:03pm. Services to be held October 2nd, 2010 on CR1400 (Quail Road). We gather to mourn his passing, and celebrate his life. As we pass his final resting place, and collectively hold our noses, (at mile 1.45, or so), we will remember why we came to run here today. Maybe.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Robby R. Coon

Robby R. Coon passed away today following a fatal accident on 16th Street in Chickasha, OK. Robby, a lifetime resident of Chickasha, was survived by his wife, Rhonda, and 11 children: Richard, Ronald, Renee, Ridley, Robin, Reece, Ryan, Roger, Reba, Rachel and Reagan.


August 17, 2007- September 5, 2010


Robby committed his life to the destruction of human waste disposal systems. As an advocate of natural waste disposal, Robby formed RATS (Raccoons Against Trash Systems). RATS became a national movement under Robby's leadership and led to the reduction of the raccoon hunger rate by 12% nationwide.


Robby, age 1




Donations in his memory can be made at every alley and trash can across the state. Fish parts are needed in great quantity.